Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)
I can’t eat gluten without my body getting mad at me. So I would first pat this lovely, crabby dude, and then hours later, with my visceral hunger sated, let my body rage at me for my audacity.
“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”
well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???
and also, because a scary high amount of asexual teens force themselves into awful sexual situations and abusive relationships because they think there is something wrong with them and maybe we could make it so they didn’t do that
Reblogging this because it’s so damn important.
It’s just as important for non-asexuals to understand that lack of sexual attraction is real and valid.
As an old person of 40, I was in high school in the late 90s-early 00s, in a small town in Midwest USA. It took me literally years after high school to find out about asexuality and I wasn’t made wrong somehow in my brain. The health class in high school had a section on sex education, where they taught us about STD/STIs, the correct way to put on a condom, and general body changes and what to look for when it came to cancer lump self-checks. The talk of sexualities was nowhere; literally heteronormative because they never even acknowledged LGBT. The talk about sex situations and consent was boiled down to “no means no, and don’t have sex without a condom”. It was a rolling dumpster fire of a class.
What kind of injury was the worst injury you've had?
Burn (thermal, chemical, or radiation)
Broken Bone (if it broke a bone as well as another answer pick this one)
Laceration
Blunt Force Trauma
Never Been Badly Injured
Other (put it in the tags)
See Results21% never been badly injured???? I know it's a small sample size but do y'all just not do anything?
yes
Fair enough, congratulations on all the avoidin greivous bodily harm
it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as??
I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh-
i was legit thinking about this today - what do you guys do (if you are comfortable sharing) - are you in school (if so, what are you studying) ? taking a break? figuring things out? working (if so, what?)
i genuinely want to know (it makes me feel like i know you all that much more)
I started to answer this and realized the list is… convoluted (movie credit: Uncle Buck)
No school, though I take MOOC courses like they’re all gonna disappear from me one day (seriously, I love mooc courses so much and if I ever win the lottery, I’m becoming a professional student)
I work at a payday loan company. It’s not exactly what I would call honest work (seriously, the number of people in this world who don’t know what APR means is seriously disturbing) but it pays. Like really well.
I make maps and map data for a local government. I also do some programming for them, in those very specialized systems, and help those databases talk to other databases. I’m also writing a video game on the side.
MRI technologist. I put people into a giant tube and gently microwave them so that the nuclei in their hydrogen atoms align perpendicular to the magnetic field, give off a signal that is reconstructed by a computer into an image of their insides.
I also used to be a wardrobe technician for an ice show. Before that I interned in the costume shop of a Shakespeare theatre. Lots of retail, too, including a new age shop and Spencer’s.
I have a lot of stories. Some of which I am not allowed to post on the internet.
I’m currently a freelance editor for indie authors, but I’m applying to copywriting and adjunct English professor jobs right now!
I’m officially retired, but I’m currently making a comic strip, have written a few novels, and I’m trying to learn how to paint. In my twenties I was a rock star.
I am 40 years old, and after having to start my career path all over again, I am now employed at a major university in their financial department, as part of a team that audits expense reports. It’s like the super-lite version of forensic accounting, and it fascinates me like no other job ever has, with the exception of working at a video rental store in the early 2000’s in my small hometown.
Which fictional detective would you trust to solve your terrible murder?
Sherlock Holmes
Benoit Blanc
Hercule Poirot
L
Ranpo Edogawa
Nancy Drew
Detective Conan
Shawn Spencer
Batman
Other (please put in tags or replies)
See Resultsshout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight
Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.
Posts that Tumblr will blaze:
• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines
• Christian proselytizing
• Vent posts
Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:
• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets
🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥
You are given the option to turn into a cryptid. First, you must pick a type of biome you want to inhabit. Where do you want to live?
In a body of water (ocean/lake/river)
In a bog/swamp/bayou
On a mountain
In a forest (snowy/temperate/jungle)
In a desert
In a ravine/canyon
In grasslands
On an isle/island
In the sky/clouds
Where I already live; all my stuff is here.
See ResultsFelt like making an OP, mostly to provide proof of life (lol not a bot, just like to reblog), and I realize I have the option to post a poll. I haven’t made an OP to Tumblr in about a year. I have been given too much power with this…but I still plan to have fun with it.
we’ve had our fair share of tumblr sexymen on this site, but i think it’s time to usher in a new era
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TUMBLR SILLYGUYS TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING
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This picture made me juste so happy. He look so exited and proud, please let him do his magic trick🥺❤️
